I will never understand why people give pregnant women such a hard time. We are creating a human life: I think we get every excuse in the world to eat a doughnut! It's very hurtful, especially when you're so emotional and going through all of these hormonal changes.

Hell yeah. Jessica also says "I felt for Kim [Kardashian] — I knew exactly what she was going through." Can we end pregnant lady weight persecution now? Also inside: "Girls In Grillz," because everyone loooooves looking like a black guy who would get stopped and frisked, as long as there's no threat of actually getting stopped and frisked. (Fig. 2) Jason Segel went to Disneyland with his crush, Bojana Novakovic. Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are "seriously smitten." Quick, vaccinate them! Lastly, Khloe kicked Lamar out because of cocaine: "he would be high for three or four days at a time." Seems stressful.

Grade: B (poppy field)


Addendum

Fig. 1, from Star

Fig. 2, from Us