Heisley is in an open relationship, you see. And her open relationship is GREAT! There's sex, and sex with other people, but also HONESTY. Open-relationship people keep it realer than you do, you see. The only problem is all the nosey neighbors out there who keep asking Heisley about her open relationship. GOD THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST SO LAME!

Of the issues we face as a pair, I'd say the most annoying one is knowing that, after divulging our relationship choices, it is the only thing that people want to talk about for the rest of the night.

You know why it's the only thing people want to talk about? Because it's horseshit. People like this are constantly DAZZLED by their own sexual postmodernism.

Fo Sho

Heisley is in an open relationship, you see. And her open relationship is GREAT! There's sex, and sex with other people, but also HONESTY. Open-relationship people keep it realer than you do, you see. The only problem is all the nosey neighbors out there who keep asking Heisley about her open relationship. GOD THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST SO LAME!

Of the issues we face as a pair, I'd say the most annoying one is knowing that, after divulging our relationship choices, it is the only thing that people want to talk about for the rest of the night.

You know why it's the only thing people want to talk about? Because it's horseshit. People like this are constantly DAZZLED by their own sexual postmodernism.